It's a god-awful small affair [Verse]
To the girl with the mousy hair D# Gm Bbm C7
But her mummy is yelling no Fm G# Bb7 Bb7
And her daddy has told her to go
But her friend is nowhere to be seen
Now she walks through her sunken dream [Pre-
To the seat with the clearest view Chorus]
And she's hooked to the silver screen F# F#
D#m E
But the film is a saddening bore B D#7
(For she's lived it ten times or more G#m B7
She could spit in the eyes of fools)
As (they ask her) to focus on [Chorus]
(G# C#
Sailors fighting in the dance hall Fm7 C#m
Oh, man, look at those cavemen go D# D#m
It's the freakiest show Bbm7 C#m7 x2)
Take a look at the Fm7 E
Lawman beating up the wrong guy G# Bb
Oh, man, wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show [Instru]
Is there life on Maaaaars D# C7 Fm D7
Gm G# G#m7 X
It's on America's tortured brow
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow ╔═════════╗
Now the workers have struck for fame ║ Life on ║
'Cause Lennon's on sale again ║ Mars? ║
See the mice in their million hordes ║ David ║
From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads ║ Bowie ║
Rule Britannia is out of bounds ╚═════════╝
To my mother, my dog and clowns [Pre-
Chorus]
(Because I wrote it ten times or more [Cho-
It's about to be writ again) (I ask you) rus]